Six-word story

[sgtpepperband]

There is a legend that Ernest Hemingway was once challenged to compose a six-word story. The result?

"For sale: Baby shoes. Never used."

Anyone care to accept and continue the challenge?

My effort:

"...and just like that - it started!"

[fruity]

Room for rent, comes with umbrella

[glesga lawyer]

Cafe written book ,makes author famous !

[Bryan]

Never gave up, success was mine....

[man with the stick]

Man becomes househusband, goes slowly insane.

[Zwilnik]

Five, Four, Three, Too, One, Oops!

[phantomguitarist]

Unfortunately he wasn't asked to re-audition.

[kittie]

He kissed her, she killed him.

[mitch]

Ghost harasses ex on Yorkshire moors.

[Newbie]

She whispered in his ear, "Yes."

[Dougie]

Why oh why do I find serial killers funny? (apologies now)

My Peter, that's a shiny hammer...

or

Doesn't Myra have a funny haircut?

or

Hammy doesn't like Mr Dyson anymore

or

NO!!!!!! Dougie's been at the wine.

[Simmo]

Here's my effort:

...and they lived everly happy after.

[Big Tim]

First shyly, later constantly, finally occasionally.

[glesga lawyer]

Ready for revenge, he took aim !

[sgtpepperband]

"Please tell me what this means..."