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Happy Announcement

PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 3:55 pm
by AmbientOne
Myself at the lovely Martin the One, have a happy, lovely announcement.

We are currently awaiting the arrival of tiny feet..............

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Here is Fruitbob. I will be collecting him from Wigan asap :mrgreen:

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Ha. Sgtpepperband, you called me 'nutty' and whatever else... I guess yer right... But it's more fun than being normal :D

Re: Happy Announcement

PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 4:51 pm
by Parry
AmbientOne wrote:I will be collecting him from Wigan asap :mrgreen:


you have my sympathies... make sure you don't catch Bar Fever (a joke for about 5 people...)

Re: Happy Announcement

PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:09 pm
by AmbientOne
You'd better let me in on that :D or I'll poke you til you do................ :mrgreen:

Pulled the same thing on the Family forum where everyone knows Martin, am just off to check the response... Tee hee.

Re: Happy Announcement

PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:51 pm
by Parry
AmbientOne wrote:You'd better let me in on that :D or I'll poke you til you do................ :mrgreen:


was a gig Les played with Abdou, in Wigan, in a place called "Bar Fever", it's a shit hole, used to be quite nice but just left to rot... and shall we say the 5 people were the audience... and most of them were in the support band...

Re: Happy Announcement

PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 7:00 pm
by AmbientOne
Ah. I getcha now.

Never been there, my friend always visited me (been a crap friend to her, feel quite bad). So I'm guessing I want to get in, grab puss, and go? :mrgreen:

We're looking forward to seeing how Gizmo the Three Legged Twat (err, 'cat' even) reacts to Fruitbob. And I can't wait... Missing my daughter so terribly, with her living with her dad, and this is the closest M and I will get to having a child between us (instead of one each from previous relationships). Be nice to have something small to fuss over.*




*yeah and wipe the bum of when it has worms, and clean the puke up after, and feed, and be screamed at by, blah... IME it is like having a newborn but worse - and I know what I'm talking about :roll:

Re: Happy Announcement

PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 7:40 pm
by sgtpepperband
Nice pussy, DJ... 8)

Re: Happy Announcement

PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:26 am
by AmbientOne
sgtpepperband wrote:Nice pussy, DJ... 8)



I actually am speechless... Where's my witty comeback! I've been awake since TiggaD got up this morning, bit tired, feeling a bit poorly today....

Beer festival later!

Re: Happy Announcement

PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:54 pm
by Micky Teaspoon
Parry wrote:
AmbientOne wrote:You'd better let me in on that :D or I'll poke you til you do................ :mrgreen:


was a gig Les played with Abdou, in Wigan, in a place called "Bar Fever", it's a shit hole, used to be quite nice but just left to rot... and shall we say the 5 people were the audience... and most of them were in the support band...


An interesting night :D . It reminded me of the old Billy Bragg quote that there more people on stage than in the crowd at his early gigs :D

We had a great game of "name a band with a bird in their name" back at Alex's old gaff afterwards. Richy was as usual the king, winning with Dr Rook, and Hawk Kestrel Manoevers In The Dark :mrgreen:

Re: Happy Announcement

PostPosted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:36 am
by AmbientOne
Micky Teaspoon wrote:We had a great game of "name a band with a bird in their name" back at Alex's old gaff afterwards. Richy was as usual the king, winning with Dr Rook, and Hawk Kestrel Manoevers In The Dark :mrgreen:


Sounds like some of the games some of us lot have played over the years.

One of my faves was the one my old ex Tony taught me - film titles with a word replaced with 'jizz' - Jizz Over The River Kwai was always the favourite. And TiggaD and I sometimes talk completely in song titles :mrgreen:

Picking up Fruitbob next week :D :D :D

Re: Happy Announcement

PostPosted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:41 pm
by Micky Teaspoon
Good game :D

Fistfull Of Jizz

Re: Happy Announcement

PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:23 am
by Worcester Dan
Jizz Wars

Re: Happy Announcement

PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 8:02 pm
by kittie
Jizz Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest

Hot Jizz

Re: Happy Announcement

PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 8:03 pm
by kittie
30 Days Of Jizz

Should I stop now??

Re: Happy Announcement

PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 8:05 pm
by Micky Teaspoon
The Jizz Singer

Re: Happy Announcement

PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 8:09 pm
by sgtpepperband
Or, using the the rules from Fight Club, replace the word "fight" with "wank"...

1st RULE: You do not talk about WANK CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about WANK CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp or taps out, the wank is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a wank.
5th RULE: One wank at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Wanks will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at WANK CLUB, you HAVE to wank.

:twisted: