THE EMERGENCY MEDICAL HOLOGRAM


DD GG DD GF x 2
D G D G F x 2


D                     G                         
Brace yourself, donít flex your muscles
       D                       G
Youíre 40 years old and youíre looking troubled
D                       G
Ease those wrinkles and dye your hair
D                    G
Try your girlfriends underwear

  D                         G
I know it sounds dumb and I shouldnít give a damn
D                  A       G
Call the Emergency Medical Hologram
D                            G
Iím phased out stunned, that wasnít in the plan
D                  A       G
Call the Emergency Medical Hologram

  D           G
Admit defeat, gravity will win
  D                G      F
A beer gut isnít a deadly sin
  D                      G
Release yourself and get on your bike
D                  G        F         D
Come outside and I show you what itís like
G        F         D
Show you what itís like
G        F         DEbEFF#GAbA
Show you what itís like

D G D G F x 2

       D              G
Youíre not so pretty, Isnít that a pity
       D                      G
Youíre feeling shitty, thatís why I wrote this ditty

DD GG DD GF x 2

Chorus

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